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Scene opens up showing the logo for Jay Leno. The scene then opens up infront of NBC studios as it shows a man walking side to side wearing a pair of black jeans, a t-shirt and a black vest with his hair up in a bandana and a fake goatee. People soon notice that it is Shawn Hardy dressed up like Eric Calloway. He is walking side to side yelling.

-"Eric Calloway" a.k.a Shawn Hardy-
Help, help! I need to get out of this town! Anybody help me out of America for one week!

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He gets a mans attention who walks up to him all concerned

-Man-
Whats a matter?

-"Eric Calloway" a.k.a Shawn Hardy-
Hi sir, my name is Eric Calloway and I need to get out of this town fast!

-Man-
Why must you get out?

-"Eric Calloway" a.k.a Shawn Hardy-
This Sunday night I have to step into the ring with a man that could kill me dammit, I've just been trying to hide it!

-Man-
What the hell are you talking about sir.

-"Eric Calloway" a.k.a Shawn Hardy-
The King Of The World Shawn Hardy! I face him, I have to step into the ring with him! He's the greatest wrestler I've ever seen I can't beat him!

-Man-
Man you got some serious problems.

-"Eric Calloway" a.k.a Shawn Hardy-
I do not have problems! This is scary dammit, can you just get me out of America?! COME ON MAN DON'T WALK AWAY!

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The man begins walking away from Shawn a.k.a Eric as he pretends to cry.

-"Eric Calloway" a.k.a Shawn Hardy-
No one likes me! Dammit! I just dont want to get beat up and lose to the King of The World! I can't! I must hide my face!

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Just then the scene fades away to a small laughing crowd as it shows Jay Leno sitting down on his chair behind the desk laughing a bit.

-Jay Leno-
Well thats Shawn for you. Which I may add he is still here so without further a-do here is ECW's Undisputed Champion Shawn Hardy!

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"Fight Music" plays as Shawn Hardy walks out with the Undisputed Title on his shoulder. He steps infront of the screen and poses for the audience and smirks. He then walks up to Jay Leno and shakes hands with him. He walks over to the couch and sits down next to Leno handing the title to Leno who looks at it intrested.

-Jay Leno-
So this is what its all for?

-Shawn Hardy-
Thats right, thats what its all for and right now Leno, I'm the first man in ECW who recieved that title ofcourse because I am THE KING OF THE WORLD!

-Jay Leno-
Ofcourse how can I forget, so how have things been.

-Shawn Hardy-
Everythings been good Leno, you know being King isn't easy, I have to keep my fans I mean peasents entertained and what not. Also seeing how I step into the ring with a man whos trying to run away life will be good Leno!

-Jay Leno-
Yeah I saw your little skit of Eric ...

-Shawn Hardy-
What little skit I have been in this building the whole day getting ready dammit!

-Jay Leno-
Ok whatever. So is this guy really that good as I hear.

-Shawn Hardy-
Good? GOOD?! He sucks dammit! I will prove that at Fade-Out when I show the whole world I do not suck! When I show the world I DO deserve this damn title wether they like it or not! I will walk out of that building in Detroit STILL ECW Undisputed Champion!

-Jay Leno-
Don't you have too big of a ego to concentrate?

-Shawn Hardy-
Too big of an ego? Leno I'm the greatest! There is nothing wrong with that! I mean I will prove that I am a amazing person, I mean all the girls want me Leno, Tequilla, Angelic Sin, everyone wants a piece of Shawn! Are they getting a piece of Shawn? Probably not!

-Jay Leno-
I don't know why you would not go to Tequilla

-Shawn Hardy-
Leno I have my reasons, Aren't I here to talk about my match with that jackass Calloway anyway?

-Jay Leno-
Oh yeah, so thats this Sturday, I still think Eric has a big chance of winning Shawn just look at him.

-Shawn Hardy-
Good chance of winning? Please! His chances of winning are as good as your chances of shrinking that chin of yours!

-Jay Leno-
Lets not go there now Shawn. I mean I wouldn't want to call out Calloway now.

-Shawn Hardy-
If you were to call out Calloway all the crowd will get is a early preview of what is going to happen Saturday Night when he steps into the ring with yours truely!

-Jay Leno-
What of Eric kicking your ass?

-Shawn Hardy-
No dammit! Of me kicking Eric's ass! Don't be jealous like everyone else Leno because we all know, no-body can top THE KING OF THE WORLD BABY!

-Jay Leno-
Whatever you say Shawn. Well we have to take a commercial break, when we return we will be joined by Eminem!

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Show goes to commercials as Shawn stands up grabbing his Undsiputed Title and walks backstage. He continues walking as he bumps into none other than Eminem.

-Eminem-
Oh what up dawg?

-Shanw Hardy-
Hey your the guy that sings part of my theme

-Eminem-
Fight Music, yeah I know, I heard bout yo shit with Eric Calloway, he's a big guy but I think you got a chance. Well look I gotta talk to Jay Leno's ass peace.

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Eminem walks away as Shawn shrugs and also walks out of the studio and gets into his limo driving off as the scene fades out slowly.